An elderly man named Sam lived on a large farm in Florida by himself. He had a large pond in his backyard.
This pound was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and apple trees.
Late one evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while.
He also grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he got close to the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing.
As he got a little closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
So the farmer made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
Sam frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up Sam said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”
Some old men can still think fast!!!