when ever i only see white people around i assume im in a good neighbourhood

when ever i only see white people around i assume im in a good neighbourhood  Confession Bear

If your girlfriend starts a conversation with "Can i tell you something without starting a fight?" You're gonna have a bad time

If your girlfriend starts a conversation with

You can't clean something Without something else getting dirty

You can't clean something Without something else getting dirty  Sudden Clarity Clarence

IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing interest in me

IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing interest in me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Out of milk for cereal Uses melted icecream

Out of milk for cereal Uses melted icecream  Foul Bachelor Frog

Driving home from work after a 12 hour shift every traffic light is green

Driving home from work after a 12 hour shift every traffic light is green  Success Kid

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY  10 Guy

Have you read the book about anti-gravity? I heard it's impossible to put down

Have you read the book about anti-gravity? I heard it's impossible to put down  Bad Joke Eel

I keep the one tie i own, tied. because i don't know how to retie it.

I keep the one tie i own, tied. because i don't know how to retie it.  Confession Bear

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin