DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP SMOKING? MAKE ME PREGNANT

DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP SMOKING? MAKE ME PREGNANT  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I want to relax and read a book in the the tub but the walk-in shower has better massage jets

I want to relax and read a book in the the tub but the walk-in shower has better massage jets  First World Problems

I have imaginary friends But they only talk to each other.

I have imaginary friends But they only talk to each other.  Forever Alone

My energy drink addicition funded a space program

My energy drink addicition funded a space program  Sudden Clarity Clarence

not sure if talking to my cat keeps me sane or is the first sign of mental illness

not sure if talking to my cat keeps me sane or is the first sign of mental illness  Futurama Fry

Not sure if I have PTSD Or always surrounded by annoying fucking assholes

Not sure if I have PTSD Or always surrounded by annoying fucking assholes  Futurama Fry

Creates slide show with important notes Goes through them lightning fast

Creates slide show with important notes Goes through them lightning fast  Unhelpful High School Teacher

What if Freaky Friday was real and Jamie Lee Curtis is using Lindsay Lohan's body to do whatever she wants?

What if Freaky Friday was real and Jamie Lee Curtis is using Lindsay Lohan's body to do whatever she wants?  conspiracy keanu

Makes students buy a 600$ textbook uses it 3 times all year

Makes students buy a 600$ textbook uses it 3 times all year  Scumbag Teacher

College has a fire drill Might as well leave

College has a fire drill Might as well leave  Lazy College Senior