Hires a prostitute Find out moms real job

Hires a prostitute    Find out moms real job  Bad Luck Brian

My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it before

My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it before  Hipster Dog

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of "the girls"

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of

"Ooh! A chocolate chip cookie!" Raisins

What do you call a fake macaroni? An impasta

What do you call a fake macaroni?
 An impasta   Lame Pun Coon

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine  Lawyer Dog

Spongebob is an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom... ...TAMPON

Spongebob is an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom... ...TAMPON  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"

Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask

"If you want something in life, you must work for it." Shops with her husband's credit cards drives a car he paid for

More powerful than any computer "Why did I walk into this room again?"

More powerful than any computer