not sure if my tan is improving Or the lighting in this bathroom is awesome

not sure if my tan is improving Or the lighting in this bathroom is awesome  Futurama Fry

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

you honked as soon as the light turned green? you must have many important places to be

you honked as soon as the light turned green? you must have many important places to be  Condescending Wonka

Your roof is not that high off the ground trust me bro

Your roof is not that high off the ground  trust me bro  Scumbag Alcohol

MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MY FERRARI I DON't have a Ferrari

MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MY FERRARI I DON't have a Ferrari  Forever Alone

SEES YOU TRYING TO PARK STOPS AND WATCHES TO PUT PRESSURE ON

SEES YOU TRYING TO PARK STOPS AND WATCHES TO PUT PRESSURE ON  Scumbag Steve

all the radio stations are playing commercials at the same time

all the radio stations are playing commercials at the same time  First World Problems

I'm sick of Harry Potter marathons on ABC Fam- Shut your whore mouth!

I'm sick of Harry Potter marathons on ABC Fam- Shut your whore mouth!  Slappin Batman

Lets everyone borrow his hat KNOWS HE HAS LICE

Lets everyone borrow his hat KNOWS HE HAS LICE   Scumbag Steve

talking to female customer service rep on the phone says 'i love you' at the end of call due to force of habbit from talking with mom all the time

talking to female customer service rep on the phone
 says 'i love you' at the end of call due to force of habbit from talking with mom all the time  Socially Awkward Penguin