That time machine really did a number on me. Know where I can get some bud? Walmart.

That time machine really did a number on me. Know where I can get some bud? Walmart.  The Rock Driving

Say goodbye to your family I'm taking you on a romantic weekend getaway

Say goodbye to your family I'm taking you on a romantic weekend getaway  Dating Site Murderer

text crush all day long see them in person and don't say a word

text crush all day long see them in person and don't say a word  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

80% chance of rain? 0% chance of going to class

80% chance of rain? 0% chance of going to class  Lazy College Senior

Hey, remember that thing your boyfriend did six months ago? He should be in trouble for that again.

Hey, remember that thing your boyfriend did six months ago? He should be in trouble for that again.   Scumbag Brain

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories  Condescending Wonka

Not sure if hot girls hibernate in winter Or now I can just see their boobs

Not sure if hot girls hibernate in winter Or now I can just see their boobs  Futurama Fry

Too tired to get up to pee Need to pee so bad I can't fall asleep anymore

Too tired to get up to pee Need to pee so bad I can't fall asleep anymore  First World Problems

complains about the cost of textbooks that his parents bought for him

complains about the cost of textbooks that his parents bought for him  College Freshman

has writer's block writes story about writer with writer's block

has writer's block writes story about writer with writer's block  Art Student Owl