check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside  Paranoid Parrot

Headphones not working? New graphics card

Headphones not working? New graphics card  GeekSquad Gus

not sure if speedometer is broken or everyone else is going 100

not sure if speedometer is broken or everyone else is going 100  Futurama Fry

-"I can get this done, no strings attached" GET! OUT!

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Yeah man im pre-med Fails Chemistry 101

Yeah man im  pre-med Fails Chemistry 101  College Freshman

everyday i'm mumblin'

everyday i'm mumblin'   Socially Awkward Penguin

Celebrate negative pregnancy test With more unprotected sex

Celebrate negative pregnancy test With more unprotected sex  Insanity Wolf

Puts too much shampoo on head Shampoos pubes

Puts too much shampoo on head Shampoos pubes  Foul Bachelor Frog

Four Happy birthday texts all from mom

Four Happy birthday texts all from mom  Forever Alone

Ate way too much, still some food on plate eat it

Ate way too much,              still some food on plate eat it  OCD Otter