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If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution

If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution Actual Advice Mallard
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invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: sex worst case scenario: muffins

invited over by girl for
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my family was breaking the law when we drank soda in the car

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my family was breaking the law when we drank soda in the car Confession kid
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I have to fly out to Hawaii for "work" But that means I have to postpone my European vacation by a week

I have to fly out to Hawaii for
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I don't always offer my bus seat to women but when I do, I choose the non-attractive ones... pretty women always had comfortable lives

I don't always offer my bus seat to women but when I do, I choose the non-attractive ones... pretty women always had comfortable lives The Most Interesting Man In The World
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If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat

If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat Confession Bear
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I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich because she piles food on it like she would her own

I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich because she piles food on it like she would her own Confession Bear
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If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach. Malicious Advice Mallard
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What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them

What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them 10 Guy
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Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife

Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife Actual Advice Mallard
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