Sober Thoughts Are drunk words

Sober Thoughts Are drunk words  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't know whether to write affect or effect? Use impact instead

Don't know whether to write affect or effect? Use impact instead  Actual Advice Mallard

I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people

I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people  Successful Black Man

You never see any obese old people Do you?

You never see any obese old people Do you?  Courage Wolf

fell asleep in yesterday's clothes woke up in today's clothes

fell asleep in yesterday's clothes  woke up in today's clothes  Foul Bachelor Frog

Obama want's to wiretap the Internet I have wireless internet.

Obama want's to wiretap the Internet I have wireless internet.   First Day on the Internet Kid

Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years takes all the praise when they are rescued

Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years  takes all the praise when they are rescued  Scumbag Advice God

I'll have you know i gave my cat a bath last night and she only tried to murder me 17 times

I'll have you know i gave my cat a bath last night and she only tried to murder me 17 times  Tough Spongebob

Orders copper engraving of Abraham Lincoln online for $20 gets a penny

Orders copper engraving of Abraham Lincoln online for $20 gets a penny  Bad Luck Brian

Stays up all night to study for finals reddits all night

Stays up all night to study for finals reddits all night  Lazy College Senior