Told Girlfriend we need to leave by 5:30 She was ready to go at 5:25

Told Girlfriend we need to leave by 5:30 She was ready to go at 5:25  Success Kid

finds you passed out on sidewalk Checks your pockets for drugs before calling 911

finds you passed out on sidewalk Checks your pockets for drugs before calling 911  Misc

WHAT IF STRIPPERS PUT GLITTER ON TO TAG MEN WHO LIED TO THEIR WIVES ABOUT WHERE THEY WENT AFTER WORK?

WHAT IF STRIPPERS PUT GLITTER ON TO TAG MEN WHO LIED TO THEIR WIVES ABOUT WHERE THEY WENT AFTER WORK?  conspiracy keanu

"Oh, you're British?" "What part of London are you from?"

eats at authentic foreign restaurant orders burger and fries

eats at authentic foreign restaurant orders burger and fries  American Tourist

locals don't speak english speaks english louder

locals don't speak english speaks
english
louder  American Tourist

Didn't hand in first assignment Well no point going to the rest of the classes now

Didn't hand in first assignment Well no point going to the rest of the classes now  Lazy College Senior

MAKES GINGER JOKES ALL YEAR SUDDENLY IRISH THIS WEEKEND

MAKES GINGER JOKES ALL YEAR SUDDENLY IRISH THIS WEEKEND  Scumbag Steve

I don't always watch women's tennis but when i do, i root for the hotter one to win

I don't always watch women's tennis but when i do, i root for the hotter one to win  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you  Condescending Wonka