tastes good doesn't allow you to hear the tv while you're eating it

tastes good doesn't allow you to hear the tv while you're eating it  Scumbag cerel

Gives Blood To get drunk faster

Gives Blood To get drunk faster  Lazy College Senior

Forgot I was watching a recording Sat through commercials

Forgot I was watching a 
recording Sat through commercials  First World Problems

they dumped my notebooks in the toilet I dumped their bodies in the hudson

they dumped my notebooks in the toilet I dumped their bodies in the hudson  PTSD Clarinet Boy

posts location, statuses, photos, and videos 24/7 uses middle name because she doesnt want stalkers

posts location, statuses, photos, and videos 24/7 uses middle name because she doesnt want stalkers  Annoying Facebook Girl

about to explode with laughter after looking at all of these awesome memes

about to explode with laughter after looking at all of these awesome memes  Ordinary Muslim Man

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.   Scumbag Brain

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa  Vengeance Dad

notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.

notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Have to take a shit at work But the cleaning lady is in the bathroom

Have to take a shit at work But the cleaning lady is in the bathroom  First World Problems