"I just got friendzoned , FML!" Good, so you're used to rejection

got hired Will have to start waking up early again

got hired Will have to start waking up early again  First World Problems

I thought that thinking things are cool before they're cool was cool before it was cool

I thought that thinking things are cool before they're cool was cool before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Someone at her school died Acts like she was friends with him to get attention

Someone at her school died Acts like she was friends with him to get attention  Annoying Facebook Girl

Is a DJ Doesn't send out invites for events to his top 800 friends three times weekly

Is a DJ Doesn't send out invites for events to his top 800 friends three times weekly  Good Guy Greg

Bored: Desperately seek out something to do Overtasked: Don't do anything at all

Bored:
Desperately seek out something to do Overtasked: 
Don't do anything at all  Scumbag Brain

Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros plays as kirby

Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros plays as kirby  Scumbag Steve

I don't always say "No offense, but.." But when I do, I'm about to insult you.

I don't always say

IQ Well above average? Better add some self doubt, anxiety, depression. Top with an affinity for whiskey.

IQ Well above average? Better add some self doubt, anxiety, depression.  Top with an affinity for whiskey.  Scumbag Genetics

What if water is a drug and the withdrawal kills you in 3 days

What if water is a drug and the withdrawal kills you in 3 days  conspiracy keanu