I was in the supermarket and saw a loud spoiled child running with a shopping cart toward a pole I did nothing to stop him and he lost his two front teetth

I was in the supermarket and saw a loud spoiled child running with a shopping cart toward a pole I did nothing to stop him and he lost his two front teetth  Confession Bear

my wife doesn't like to go to new restaurants i buy gift cards to restaurants I want to try and tell her I got them from work.

my wife doesn't like to go to new restaurants i buy gift cards to restaurants I want to try and tell her I got them from work.  Confession Bear

Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job

Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job  Actual Advice Mallard

accidently slap girlfriends' face during sex it turns her on immensely

accidently slap girlfriends' face during sex it turns her on immensely  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

dismantle something for fixing reassemble it with no screws left over

dismantle something for fixing reassemble it with no screws left over  Success Kid

Be a stay at home mom and nobody bats an eye Be a stay at home dad and everybody loses their minds

Be a stay at home mom and nobody bats an eye Be a stay at home dad and everybody loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

Get courage to tell coworker I like him Tells me he understands how I feel cause he always likes girls who don't like him back

Get courage to tell coworker I like him Tells me he understands how I feel cause he always likes girls who don't like him back  Socially Awkward Penguin

People can get drunk and pass out at parties and nobody bats an eye Have a few drinks alone and everybody loses their minds

People can get drunk and pass out at parties and nobody bats an eye Have a few drinks alone and everybody loses their minds  Joker Mind Loss

Stays up for 40 hours studying for a final Falls asleep and misses exam

Stays up for 40 hours studying for a final Falls asleep and misses exam  Bad Luck Brian

I'll have you know that i helped my girlfriend move And only said "Fuck why do you have so many clothes" 7 times

I'll have you know that i helped my girlfriend move And only said