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I don't always get a sore throat but when I do, i swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts

I don't always get a sore throat but when I do, i swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts The Most Interesting Man In The World
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As a kid I thought "euthanize" was spelled "youth-anize" I then suggested to my parents that we "youth-anize" grandma since she's getting old.

As a kid I thought
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WHEN I GET WITH A NEW GUY I TELL HIM I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM SO HE TRIES HARDER AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS BETTER

WHEN I GET WITH A NEW GUY I TELL HIM I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM SO HE TRIES HARDER AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS BETTER Confession Bear
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I don't always accidentally step on the cat but when I do, I spend the next five minutes giving him an elaborate and thoughtful apology

I don't always accidentally step on the cat but when I do, I spend the next five minutes giving him an elaborate and thoughtful apology The Most Interesting Man In The World
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You hold your farts in when we're together? What other secrets have you bottled up inside of yourself thinking I wouldn't want to hear them?

You hold your farts in when we're together? What other secrets have you bottled up inside of yourself thinking I wouldn't want to hear them? Overly Attached Girlfriend
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what if i told you my working from home does not give you the right to treat me as if I've taken the day off?

what if i told you my working from home does not give you the right to treat me as if I've taken the day off? Matrix Morpheus
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WHEN I WAS A KID. I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.

WHEN I WAS A KID. I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is. Confession kid
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When you get a bladder infection Urine trouble

When you get a bladder infection Urine trouble Bad Joke Eel
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Serving a little person at work, they don't quite have enough money "It's ok if you're a little short"

Serving a little person at work, they don't quite have enough money
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already knows the joke you are telling him pretends he does not, Listens and laughs to make you happy

already knows the joke you are telling him pretends he does not, Listens and laughs to make you happy Misc
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