I fart in my boss’s office every morning before she arrives, and now she has facilities checking the walls for dead animals

I fart in my boss’s office every morning before she arrives, and now she has facilities checking the walls for dead animals  Confession Bear

I got you a GPS car tracking device for your birthday so if you ever get lost I can find you

I got you a GPS car tracking device for your birthday so if you ever get lost I can find you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves

Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves   10 Guy

i know that you were ordering your food but i hate that you were talking to the waitress

i know that you were ordering your food but i hate that you were talking to the waitress  Overly Attached Girlfriend

comes into your room without knocking leaves the door open when he leaves

comes into your room without knocking  leaves the door open when he leaves  Scumbag Steve

If you think that drama stops after high school You're gonna have a bad time

If you think that drama stops after high school You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

Not sure if I have low self esteem, Or I have a realistic view of myself.

Not sure if I have low self esteem, Or I have a realistic view of myself.  Futurama Fry

Ponds Are like islands for fish

Ponds Are like islands for fish  10 Guy

a spouse is yourself-in-law

a spouse is yourself-in-law  10 Guy

It finally happened My neighbor put a password on his wifi

It finally happened My neighbor put a password on his wifi  First World Problems