if a zombie apocalypse happens in vegas would it stay in vegas

if a zombie apocalypse happens in vegas would it stay in vegas  Philosoraptor

Makes fun of you for working at mcdonald's Has no job

Makes fun of you for working at mcdonald's Has no job  Scumbag Steve

I tell all my girlfriends you have a tiny penis so none of them will hit on you

I tell all my girlfriends you have a tiny penis so none of them will hit on you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'm just going to skip working out for today AAAAND IT'S been a week

I'm just going to skip working out for today AAAAND IT'S been a week  aaaand its gone

our parents gave us usernames for real life

our parents gave us usernames for real life  10 Guy

No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed

No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed  Actual Advice Mallard

job Interviewer: "Hi nice to meet you!" me: "good"

job Interviewer:

Out of Plates? No worries, the rotating disc in the microwave will serve

Out of Plates? No worries, the rotating disc in the microwave will serve  Foul Bachelor Frog

Class is optional today but you're highly encouraged to attend Sweet, no class.

Class is optional today but you're highly encouraged to attend Sweet, no class.  Lazy College Senior

you're not allowed to wear sunglasses because i need to be able to see if you're looking at other girls

you're not allowed to wear sunglasses because i need to be able to see if you're looking at other girls  Overly Attached Girlfriend