Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

I hope we get married before you die So you can't date anyone in the afterlife

I hope we get married before you die So you can't date anyone in the afterlife  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I have to take out my frozen dinner and stir it halfway through cooking

I have to take out my frozen dinner and stir it halfway through cooking  First World Problems

There's a stapler on my desk, but your homework must be stapled before you come to class

There's a stapler on my desk, but your homework must be stapled before you come to class  Unhelpful High School Teacher

"Windows is checking for a solution to the problem" actually fixes problem

I can't fall asleep while on vacation The Sound of the ocean waves coming through my window are too loud

I can't fall asleep while on vacation The Sound of the ocean waves coming through my window are too loud  First World Problems

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're falling.

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're falling.   Scumbag Brain

Not sure if i want to root for my country Or i want the north korean players to be spared torture

Not sure if i want to root for my country Or i want the north korean players to be spared torture  Futurama Fry

Takes beautiful woman out on date Runs into ex girlfriend

Takes beautiful woman out on date Runs into ex girlfriend  Success Kid

What do you mean you want to move out? where are we going?

What do you mean you want to move out? where are we going?  Overly Attached Girlfriend