Not sure if shaving cream actually does anything Or just tells me what part of my face i haven't shaved yet

Not sure if shaving cream actually does anything Or just tells me what part of my face i haven't shaved yet   Futurama Fry

Lets you know you still need your house keys Half a second after you shut the front door

Lets you know you still need your house keys Half a second after you shut the front door  Scumbag Brain

I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.

I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

if only the good die young, does that mean my grandma is evil?

if only the good die young, does that mean my grandma is evil?  Philosoraptor

Get married wife still gives blowjobs

Get married wife still gives blowjobs  Success Kid

Everything I learned in college can now be found for free on wikipedia

Everything I learned in college can now be found for free on wikipedia  Over-Educated Problems

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if reading my shirt or staring at my breasts

Not sure if reading my shirt or staring at my breasts  Leela Futurama

Has one night stand Tries to sneak out in the morning, door is locked. Can't find key. Can't get out.

Has one night stand Tries to sneak out in the morning, door is locked.  Can't find key.  Can't get out.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World