quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

I know the prosecutor personally; He's all bark and no bite.

I know the prosecutor personally; He's all bark and no bite. Lawyer Dog
add your own caption

94,701 shares

Accidentally dials wrong number Doesn't speak, waits for other person to hang up.

Accidentally dials wrong number Doesn't speak, waits for other person to hang up. Socially Awkward Penguin
add your own caption

167,449 shares

You're embarrassed? Don't worry, I'll make your face bright red

You're embarrassed? Don't worry, I'll make your face bright red Scumbag Brain
add your own caption

222,046 shares

Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living?

Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living? Socially Awkward Penguin
add your own caption

113,673 shares

Wife is pregnant Is sterile

Wife is pregnant Is sterile Bad Luck Brian
add your own caption

100,937 shares

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

296,407 shares

took a feminist to prom didn't pay for shit and still got laid

took a feminist to prom didn't pay for shit and still got laid Success Kid
add your own caption

341,766 shares

Drops soap in prison Still a virgin

Drops soap in prison Still a virgin Forever Alone
add your own caption

165,545 shares

I don't know if you've seen my bone It's sort of undergound

I don't know if you've seen my bone It's sort of undergound Hipster Dog
add your own caption

117,097 shares

Goes out to a bar with you after you end a serious relationship doesn't pressure you to try to fuck other women

Goes out to a bar with you after you end a serious relationship doesn't pressure you to try to fuck other women Misc
add your own caption

82,576 shares