I try not to get into religious debates with people But when I do, it's because I really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs

I try not to get into religious debates with people But when I do, it's because I really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Plays uno steals all the green cards

Plays uno steals all the green cards  Merry mexican

gets drunk with her at party only to hold her hair back as she pukes

gets drunk with her at party only to hold her hair back as she pukes  Friendzone Johnny

Gets in an argument on facebook About whos truck is better

Gets in an argument on facebook About whos truck is better  Redneck Randal

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless  Friendzone Johnny

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five  Friendzone Johnny

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook  Friendzone Johnny

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering  Paranoid Parrot

Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.

Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.  Scumbag Steve

Quits smoking His own cigarettes

Quits smoking  His own cigarettes  Scumbag Steve