I don't always change my mind about which food I like. but when I do, it's after you've bought a giant bag of it.

I don't always change my mind about which food I like. but when I do, it's after you've bought a giant bag of it.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

wake up from nap sweet, we're home

wake up from nap sweet, we're home  Success Kid

Complains about the destructive effects of capitalism. Requires $600 worth of textbooks for the course.

Complains about the destructive effects of capitalism. Requires $600 worth of textbooks for the course.  Engineering Professor

I've never worked with that cat in accounting but he usually has good candy in that sandbox under his desk

I've never worked with that cat in accounting
 but he usually has good candy in that sandbox under his desk  Business Dog

Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships

Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships  Advice God

wANTS cREATIONISM TAUGHT IN sCIENCE cLASS wON'T TEACH EVOLUTION IN CHURCH

wANTS cREATIONISM TAUGHT IN sCIENCE cLASS wON'T TEACH EVOLUTION IN CHURCH  Scumbag Christian

"Class participation is 10% of everyone's grade" Maybe I can still get a 90

Not sure if fat because they're disabled Or if disabled because they're fat

Not sure if fat because they're disabled Or if disabled because they're fat  Futurama Fry

No Shave November? Me too!

No Shave November? Me too!  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Go to bed on clean sheets. Wake up on Japanese flag

Go to bed on clean sheets. Wake up on Japanese flag  Foul Bachelorette Frog