Leave note on car "Sorry, late to class, had to park here. Please don't tow." Get ticket with no fine that says "You're welcome, don't do it again."

Leave note on car

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him  Advice God

BACK IN MY DAY We had nine planets

BACK IN MY DAY We had nine planets    Pissed old guy

Constipation must be a pain in the ass

Constipation must be a pain in the ass  Lame Pun Coon

What if we used to be able to make wishes... But then someone wished we couldn't

What if we used to be able to make wishes... But then someone wished we couldn't  conspiracy keanu

See a girl you like on facebook chat log off she might think you spend all day on facebook

See a girl you like on facebook chat  log off she might think you spend all day on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dinner's ready But I just started an online game and can't pause.

Dinner's ready But I just started an online game and can't pause.  First World Problems

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.  Condescending Wonka

Uses Coffee Breath To cover Morning Breath

Uses Coffee Breath  To cover Morning Breath  Foul Bachelor Frog

One Does Not Simply forget embarrasing moments

One Does Not Simply forget embarrasing moments  Boromir